Five-year projection

In five years, I hope to have earned enough from my current job as a developer at a small software company to stop working and live comfortably for five to ten years. Three quarters of my efforts at that time will go toward enjoying the remainder of my youth while the other quarter determine how to provide financially for the remainder of my life. (I have no morals or standards and, as such, may become capable of marriage at this point.)

After pre-retirement if I have not:
- married well or
- saved enough or
- started a business
then I must resort to a career, such as:
- begging for my old job or
- theft or
- starting a (consulting) business.

If things go REALLY badly, and if it could help, I would be willing go back to school for an MBA program. (kicking and screaming (and crying) on the inside, though)

If I have plenty of money to spare and have not already married for it, I would consider starting a traditional family. Here are the main reasons why:
- near round-the-clock availability of sex
- dual income
- parenting would (certainly) be interesting.
In addition, if the lucky lady wanted children, I would be more than willing to be a homemaker and maybe even work part-time, as well.

To sum it up, here is the crux of my aspirations: if I do not succeed using minimal effort, I will proudly give up and become any type of whore, but never a bitch!